Hey you know what I hate more than house work?
Fortunately that kid doesn't feel the same way. I was fixing a pair of tights real quick (we'll talk about that later) and when I came out this is what Teddy was doing:
Me: Ah? Bear? What are you doing?
Teddy: (rolls eyes) I CLEANING!
With an entire package of wet wipes. And a dump truck apparently (which is a bit drastic, it wasn't THAT grubby).
I wonder if he does windows?
UPDATED. He DOES: