Here's a clue:
And here's what this guy does for shiggles when I'm busy making a new slip cover for the couch (and therefor totally neglecting him)
There, I fixed that for you
And here's a bit more of a sneek peek at the reason for the radio silence and the child neglect. New couch covers. Dude. It's a LOT of work. but I love them so much. Actually I like the original crazy floral too, and this couch has a good story too, maybe for some other time.