Where, Where, O Where?

Hey you know what our soft furnishings really lack?
Scatter cushions? A cuddly hand-crocheted throw? Scotchgard protection?
Close, but no cigar.
Desiccated bull penis?
BINGO.
But don't worry, Dilly has that situation covered.


But where to put it? Where to put it? Where where where?

And yes, golf claps at my genius sweetie for giving the dog a dried shlong.

The Speed of Sound

hIt took Teddy ages to get around to walking, he waited until he had it pretty much down before he let go of the table/chair/walker/trouser legs balancing aides.
Now he goes everywhere as fast as he possibly can. See?


The trouble is that his ability to stop is a little unpredictable.

In fact sometimes it appears that he uses his facial features as brakes. Which can mean that he looks like he's been doing a spot of CAGE FIGHTING.